Funniest part of our week – freaking our kids out by putting on actual clothes and catching the #sgnprom in honor of the good old days. Pre-game shots of Peach Schnapps not involved, believe it or not. And we’re all now wondering if @kclark01 might be a missing Jonas brother. 
Strong start to the weekend. #april2020 #pdxquarantine #pdxparent #partyonthetopquarantineonthebottom
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We’ve reached the point of quarantine where the dogs bring us snacks on the couch. 
#winning #dogslikecookies #fetch #april2020 #quarantinedogs #goldenretriever #pdxdogs #pdxdoglife
So far today, I’ve vacuumed and dusted inside a closet and wiped down the insides of our recycling containers. Now, I “get to” tackle the junk mail bins and, once again, question so many of my life choices. 
#whydoweevensaveit #livingthequarantinedream #pdxwriter #pdxparent #pdxquarantine
I was super confused when I got this text from our daughter this morning because I thought she was out for her run…turns out, she was. The @officeladiespod is motivating her to learn new skills. 
#multitasker #shoppingwhilerunning #beermestrength #march2020 #pdxparents #pdxmoms #pdxmom #pdxwriter
Why would I ask if she had her uniform shirt on UNDER her team issued half-zip? Because I should know better – parenting 101 – always ask if they have everything they need before you lock the front door!
#rookiemistake #notevenmyfirstkid #alwaysaskdumbass #pdxparents #pdxwriter