Santa Buys a Booty Mask…Yea.

December 16, 2019

😳 <— Santa’s face when the realization set in that the “face masks” (s)he purchased for their favorite 11 year old were perhaps a bit mature. Thank God 🎅🏻 read the box before loading it onto the sleigh. Santa, however, is left with so many questions like WTF is a booty mask, and who the hell has time for that? #wtfsanta #santafails2019 #pdxparents #pdxmom #pdxwriter

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