<— Santa’s face when the realization set in that the “face masks” (s)he purchased for their favorite 11 year old were perhaps a bit mature. Thank God 
read the box before loading it onto the sleigh. Santa, however, is left with so many questions like WTF is a booty mask, and who the hell has time for that? #wtfsanta #santafails2019 #pdxparents #pdxmom #pdxwriter
Perfect Strangers & The Proper Philadelphia Response
Philadelphia in full effect out here in Portland. In my defense, I am 44 and pulling down random compliments from...
