Middle School Sex Ed (a.k.a. It’s Amazing I Ever Had Kids)

March 4, 2020

Thankful for the schools’ efforts around the #prepuberty #health talks…but tonight’s homework fun made me question how the eff I ever had kids. So many good things …#2 down…um…what? “Holes under their underwear”? Holes? Apparently that corresponds to the in-class video which talked about two of the “holes” and had a red X over the third. 😅 #7 across should be BRA, but has room for PMS. 🤗 And my very favorite – #9 has room for deodorant…as in Premenstrual Deodorant. Not quite sure that’s the intended message we’re hoping to send to young ladies in 2020, but here we are. 🤷🏻‍♀️ It should be SYNDROME! Who the hell proofreads this shit? Anyone? At the very least, I hope it wasn’t a woman. 💁🏻‍♀️#pdxmom #pdxparents #pdxwriter

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